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  • Essay / Townie Facts - 556

    The reason is that they believe they are better than everyone else and start fights for no reason other than to make themselves seem "tough". Their everyday ensemble is a pair of dark blue Addidas joggers with white stripes running down them. The latest Nike t-shirt is usually worn under a huge, thick, padded Nike coat (with hood). With this coat on, they believe they are as big as the coat, but when taken off, they are as skinny as a medium green bean. Like endangered tigers, they "hunt" in packs, searching for a defenseless victim is the highlight of their day, and beating them to the ground is a bonus. This race of townspeople is extremely arrogant, the more arrogant they are, the less tough they are (all talk, no action). If you ever find yourself alone facing a gang of these thugs, make sure you don't get arrested, run if you can. If you are arrested, you will most likely be beaten. Rockport Rangers Rockport rangers aren't people who just wear Rockports, you receive the true rank of Rockport ranger when you slip your football socks into a pair of joggers while wearing those expensive shoes. Not only do