Welcome to high school, where you are a small fish, in a gigantic pond the size of an ocean. Where we look after your children seven hours a day! After walking through the school gates, they will be enthusiastically drowned in a long string of insults from strangers and friends - a normal and energizing way to start the day! Not to mention, public schools are scheduled for when students are most engaged and ready to learn whatever you throw at them! This helps students unlock their full potential and increase their test scores. There is evidence that students retain more when they are half asleep. Let me show you around the school; Welcome to the magnificent bathroom! If you look to your left, you will see the beautiful student registrations from one room to another. This is where we find crucial information such as who likes who, etc. If you look to the right, you'll see a torn piece of paper towel that someone was too lazy to throw away. Hey! They are good for decoration! Remember to keep your hands and feet as close to you as possible... And don't touch anything....