Being clumsy sucks. Growing up in a large, strict family that limited outside interactions when I was growing up in turn made me quite introverted and awkward. I don't do well in social situations and try to avoid them at all costs. Unlike most people, who can strike up a cordial conversation about sports, business, or their common interests with people to whom they have just been introduced; For my part, I turn to jokes and sarcasm to break the ice. Sometimes it's well received and I'm nicknamed "the funny one", other times it leads to nervous laughter and "what is that?" looks. » from everyone. It's like Russian roulette every time I enter a new situation with a few sarcastic comments to break the ice in the House. Take for example, my cousin threw a certain type of party which has become quite common these days. I won't name any names, but it involves some battery-operated devices commonly used in a romantic context. A party like this is embarrassing enough. So let's take that and layer in a bunch of people I've never met before and for fun, let's talk about what vibrato...