You know what I hate that happens? (Fucking awkward moments) (It's like when you're waiting for the phone) One day after eating a heavy late lunch you're sitting around the house waiting for the phone to ring, this girl was supposed to come to your house later , when she was no longer anywhere came the inexplicable and imminent urge to take a big ass shit. Thinking about it, you know you can't afford to miss the phone call, but also when you have to shit, you have to shit. So it's bullshit. You're in the bathroom doing your business, you guess you're about halfway there when the phone starts ringing. Well, you're working on a big dump right there and you haven't had time to wipe your ass, so you're running to the phone as fast as you can in the state you're in. You finally finished the phone call and hung up the phone. , she said she'll be there in 5 minutes and you're like Werd, pimping him. Then you turn around and see a trail of tiny wet spots of brown SHIT everywhere. You only have 5 minutes to clean it. When trying to wipe it off and remove it from the carpet, it spreads. The bell rings and you get dressed as soon as you can, your ass still hasn't been wiped. She walks into the house, she sees the stains on the floor and asks what it is, you say it's chocolate ice cream, you try to get her away but you know you can't show her your ass in case the outline of the shit stain appears on your pants, she bends down to smell and examine the stain on the floor.... she smells it, she has an idea of ​​what it is, and you try to move her away, she tells you to come and look at her more closely, at that point you no longer have a choice, you lean over, she sees the outlines of the shit stains on your pants and her idea that it could being poop stains on the floor is confirmed........... The Date Is Over(It's like before going in the hot tub.) Well, the other day, before to hit the road for a long trip on vacation, I decided to leave with a full stomach so as not to be hungry during the trip..