Have you ever wished you could annoy people in a long elevator ride, a boring class, people in the bathroom, or just about anywhere? Well, follow these instructions and you might end up being the most obnoxious, infuriating, and infuriating person to your co-humans. Sure, it might be childish and immature, but it's for a good cause; your entertainment. Also think of it this way: your victims will be grateful that they now have something to say when asked how their day was. Plus, it's really fun. There are many ways to be boring. From just childish things to scary and disgusting things that are very effective. First of all, you have to be creative, you can't just "hit someone and pretend it's not their routine", that's for amateurs. Try some of these examples of creative/experimental ways to annoy multiple people. In an elevator, you can ask each person going up if you can press the button for them, but instead, press the wrong ones. You can also shout “Chutes away!” » every time the elevator goes down, or press the buttons and pretend they're giving you a shock. If these don't work in an elevator, try a big one; Say, while holding a piece of paper that says OUT OF ORDER: “I wonder why this was stuck on the door when I came in.” » In a different situation, like a classroom, you can challenge everything your teacher says, no matter how simple it may be. . Try to get him to “prove” everything to you, to rant and rave about how your teacher is a big liar. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, “Stop writing all these lies!” » Do this every day; This should definitely annoy your teacher and even your classmates. For these Bingo...... middle of paper ...... boiled egg, then watch them get excited while they open it. A person can even use their bodily excretions as props; poop in a small cup and place it in the hardest to find spot in the room. They will then tear up their room looking for the smell (also works in offices and schools). Animals can also be useful accessories. Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream and run away. These are the basics of being obnoxious and annoying as a person can be. Use these instructions to come up with your own boring ideas. (WARNING: Following these instructions may result in the person carrying out them: getting a black eye, being kicked out of class, being slapped, losing their job, and being arrested. Follow at own risk, I do not (don't take responsibility for it.) So go ahead, spread some misery and have fun.